SAY HELLO TO REMUS

this is a shrine dedicated to flo's dog, remus. isn't she a beauty.

let's get to know our gal...

according to Trusted Source and Bestie Flo, remus exhibits many cat-like behaviors!!! She likes to climb onto high places (to establish dominance and superiority) and plays with her toys by pawing on them AND she also bathes herself she's so hygenic!!! world's first muslim dog!!!! (wow remus you really are como un gato!!!!) although i have never met remus in real life (YET...... as of january 2023 to be exact) (i will meet her one day) (and flo too) i love remus a lot. she is clearly the cutest pup you have ever seen and the fact that she doesn't know how to act like a dog makes her the best dog in the world. an icon, truly. ( ´ ▽ ` ).｡ｏ♡ but hold on!!! let's take a deeper look into our favorite pup. what is she up to when flo is not home???? this is a great question. flo told me. stay tuned for this next juicy tidbit ☆⌒ヽ(*'､^*)chu

let's hear some remus tales ☆*:.｡.o(≧▽≦)o.｡.:*☆ yea get excited.

what does remus get up to when she's home alone? well for one, shes a WEAPON OF MASS DESTRUCTION!!!!!!! according to flo, remus reaches peak mischief levels when she's home alone as an act of REVENGE against flo for leaving her in the first place (okay but like isn't that the cuest thing you've ever heard....

here is a list of items (and evidence) of things remus has destroyed when left to her own devices:

• bokuto-shaped mini cardboard figure (REST IN PEACE BOKUTO)
• this was a personal attack (according to sources) with the evidence in question being that he was DECAPITATED!!!!!!! wow remus...... you sure seem to have an ~inner darkness~ within you...
• (ooh i was there for this one i got the live texts #truestory) she ripped apart flo's oikawa plushie
• in memorium please take a look at the BEFORE images of remus and oikawa pretending to be friends...... before the DISASTER
  

  

  

and so what i'm hearing is.....

REMUS IS A HAIKYUU ANTI?!?!

this seems to be the case.

       

REMUS GETS SUGAR HIGH?!

you heard me. christmas eve. remus is acting stranger than usual... up and about acting super hyper at 1:00 AM!!! she usually goes to bed pretty early (around 10pm) so this is very strange behavior indeed. what on earth could have been the cause of this????? let me tell you. Flo & famiiy realized that she had EATEN HER MOM'S PIECE OF CAKE AND WAS CURRENTLY EXPERIENCING A SUGAR RUSH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! some may call her silly for this, others may feel concerned. i however, see this as a FEAT. our dearest Remus here is a #FIRSTGEN sugar rush achiever.

remus is and will always be a winner. (＠＾◡＾)

here is a small gallery of remus photos for u to enjoy.

that is all for this remus shrine. i'm glad this exists.

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